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15//04//2002
INTERNET POP STAR HANS GOES NUTZ OVER FANz!

one of the TOP internet pop-star! HANS [net_CALLBOY hans_extrem brainhard itoi.HANS; luzius a. bernhard, h_e] HANS A. BERNHARD ANNOUNCES the ultimate fight through his agent mailing! :

DAVID ARSON [godfather of the shell-web] aka. HANS
vs.
David Carson [godfather of design]

egopunk godfather malcom mclaren, stylist vivienne westwood, ken jones and david arson 03 yrs offer:

luziusCV born yale.edu hospital, with 15,gen-lab + highskol midday yale-basebal; between genetic researchas + adler psychology, you all made me!WUNDERKIND, MILK POPSONGS and EVERLASTING INTERNET STARDOM;;sOguess for whom, next to the always beloved COCO???i learned french+style+medicine for knees in vevey/lausanne [lived with antroposophes +bundesrichter,drove ski in st.moritz [gucci, agnelli] and zuoz, lyceum now; <theAelite> should all watch rambo 3liveonCNN! they play it, in real time,in afghanistan...itsway better than a game-industry HOLLYWOOD, and prayst4 will release;;i guess.. i watch,i watch,watch"wired head" by pfaffenbichler/novotny, a great great.mov incl. etoyVISUALZ and KURT KREN and HANS as actors. ubermorgen's slogan is extremeley wrong: "we make money!", my, HANS, slogan is extremely right: "es ist kalt!" [it's damned cold; in german]. a new ubermorgen poll will search for the truth within the next days. meanwhile, pls consult:

transcript from indaba, offer to moma in html and as txt, capteown postcard and the amazing bootlab search engine on ubermorgen.

UPCOMING BRIEFINGS:
UBERMORGEN "GESAMTKUNSTWERK" POPULAR WITH GIRLS 12-19YRS.
UBERMORGEN BUILDS "CAVE" IN MQ21/MUSEUMSQUARTIER VIENNA
ITALY HISTERICAL OVER NAZI~LINE MONEY TRANSFERS
UBERMORGEN'S INJUNCTION GENERATOR IN TAIWAN EXHIBITION *
2002 CONTRACT NEGOTIATIONS WITH ALLIANZ CORP. STOPPED
WIPO LEGAL ADVISERS DECLARE CHICAGO VOTE-AUCTION CASE SHAKY
UBERMORGEN/BLACK-BLOC TO RELEASE ONLINE-SINGLE WITH KYLIE
UBERMORGEN ASSET BMDI.DE ATTACKED BY BUNDESINNENMINISTERIUM.COM
VOTEAUCTION.BIZ TARGETS 2004 US-PRESIDENTAL ELECTIONS
MAZZOTTI ACTION REDESIGN & CD RELEASE 02/2002
ETOY EU-TRADEMARK FINALLY DENIED
ART BASEL 2002 FINE ART TARGET OF THE uberYEAR 2003
DNA-SEQUENCES AS MULTIFUNCTIONAL 1 2 3 uberSIGNATURES
GOFUTURE.DE JUMP&RUN PRIMITIVE GAME RELEASED BY ESOF.LTD
UBERMORGEN RELEASES NEW POLLS FOR 2002
VOTE-AUCTION MOVIE-SCRIPT PRE-CONTRACT SIGNED
UBERMORGEN OFFICIALLY DENIES LINK TO FAMOUS TEQUILIN/FPO.AT

*KINGDOM OF PIRACY

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