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26//10//2002
UBERMORGEN 'EaNTS

talking is all we do! YESTelling aboout the great moments of the past
while working on the great moments of the past in the present, to tell
about these moments in the future, to be doing talks, again; talking of
of the future; one day we will win the golden spaghetti for
logorrooooehaaa, the whiskas schnitzel orden from the austrian
chancellor or the euro sports musicaward from cozy victor vaseline.
watch the code behind the door; java servlet smelling like a french
ommmmelette:::: and here, to have a laugh before the serious business
of info-transfer starts, a etoy.OBJECT-TROUVEE, fresh and meaty;

now...

UBERlecture DESIGN AUSTRIA 75 years JUBILAEUM;
international design symposium, vienna/austria, october 16th - 18th, 2002
video_coming_soon,, lizvlx shaking local and global designers , up!
glad to meet our friend AND great artist and designer marti guixe from
barcelona, barry deck from calif, mieke gerritzen from nl.design, ed fella;; and
the unbearable high-res ppl [talking about karlmarx.com, greatest scumbag
performance seen in many years, insecure flash-monoculture-freaks from
the london advertisment scene,def. some good commerce_work for nazi
companies such as sony, diesel, etc...];

NEW NEW NEW:: uberDREAMSEX, pictures you might not wanna
Miss!! ______________________________________________

INJUNCTION GENRATOR BETA_VERSION, SOOOOOOOOOOON;
first exhibited KINGDOM OF PIRACY ; at ARS ELECTRONICA 2002

LIZVLX//IPNIC.ORG talks in fukkking italy; , ssssssssshe [ubermorgen]
is pissed about the last 4-5 years of horizontal networking with strongs
brands/&entities such as RTMark.com [SALZBURG ACTION], etoy.com,
i.e.,, the stronger a brand, the less credits the bastards seem to give [we argued
over 2 months with bloody rtmark to get credits on "their" voteauction link-and
claim-page, a sad fucking joke! if you belong to the elite knowing who did what
in this bloody hardcore superstar internet pop-product 2000]. this is especially
difficult for smaller and less famous entities such as ubermorgen, ipnic,
[V]ote-auction, etc... so there is some discussion needed for future market of
attention stunts, otherwise, ubermorgen and also solo artistS such as HANS
BERNHARD and LIZVLX, will simply have to create their hierarchical
structures and release work only under their own respective names, back to the
old days! motherfuckers!!! you aint learned nothing there! and we are not
willing to play delivery_boyz and girlz to the US-STYLE-ART-ASSHOLES!

REALAUDIO STREAM [english orig + spanish translation]. and
here the TRANSCRIPT TRANSCRIPT TRANSCRIPT TRANS
HANS BERNHARD AT CCCB/ D-I-N-A [digital is not analog]
barcelona/spain, october 5th, 2002. 21:30 - 00:00 h, PRESS-RELEASE;
high attendance of local people at CCCB [centro cultural contemporary de
barcelona]; ed from soda, joan from from retroyou and many more... it
was a pleazure!! also to hang around with VANNI, 01.org, jodi_ni ... el al;

madreTTor talk talk talk + exhibition [V]ote-auction, TRANS_script_tra_
snns_CRIPT TRANSCRIPT,, pictures coming, coming coming... raving
around the fan_t_aatastic rotterdam with damian and francois, from no.org
amy from the futuref and eduard from madreTTor..., thx to all involved and
helping people to make this """gathering""so cool and refreshing;

HANS BERNHARD [a.kAAA etoy.HANS, agent.BRAINHARD,
hans_extrem]]] starts solo-artist career, vvvvvvvvvvvvvisit
HANSBERNHARD.COM ;; BRAINHARD.COM , would you buy
art work or ideas or talks from this! not so funny but very maverick
business__man? let me know...

UNAUTHORIZED etoy.BOOK "LEAVING REALITY BEHIND"
RELEASED;; ITS ALL ALL A DIRTY FUCKING LIE!!! COPY,
WHY? ROCK HARD BALLS....
http://www.amazon.co.uk http://www.etoy.com http://www.etoy.ag

UPCOMING BRIEFINGS:

ARCHIVED BRIEFINGS

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2002//09/24 "UPCOMING EVENTS " [html] [led]
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2002//04/04 "GREATEST AUCTION! HUMAN BODY SOLD!" [html]
2002//04/01 "UBERCAT IP DIES UNKNOWN DEATH"
2002//03/27 "HANS LEAVES HOSPITAL AFTER BRAIN MELTDOWN"
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2002//01/26 "DEBITOR LAW SUIT EURO 150K IN FINAL STAGE" [html] [led]
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2002//01/23 "LAW SUIT AGAINST REGISTRAR CSL GMBH" [html] [led]
2002//01/19 "SABATH + UBERSABATH + THE BLACK" [html] [led]
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2002//01/17 "UBERMORGEN PUBLISHES .MIL/.GOV/ARPA CONTACTS" [html] [led]
2002//01/16 "UBERMORGEN GROUP ANNUAL REPORT 2001" [html] [led]
2002//01/15 "UBERMORGEN USES ASCII:MEDIA100" [html] [led]
2002//01/14 "THE BERNHARDS DNA RELEASE" [html] [led]
2002//01/13 "CORE_ENGINE RELEASED IN MOSCOW" [html] [led]
2002//01/12 "BAYER PROUD OF IT'S HISTORY" [html] [led]
2002//01/11 "ETOY CHINA-TM PARTIALLY DENIED" [html] [led]